Funny quotes Quote by Grace Gotesky Download Open image ““Become the Jedi against assholes, you shall!”” — Grace Gotesky ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Star-wars-reference
“The Jedi taught you much more than simply how to fight. They taught you how to live, how to live within the Force, and… — Joe Schreiber Copy Share Image
“Being Jedi is what we are. It's not the power we weild or the weapons we carry." -Luke Skywalker” — Michael A. Stackpole Copy Share Image
“Why should I cooperate with you now?” “Because you’re stuck in a ship with four creatively sadistic people who hate your grey guts, and… — Karen Traviss Copy Share Image
“The distinction between protectors and warriors is critical to avoid the seduction of the Dark Side." -Luke Skywalker” — Michael A. Stackpole Copy Share
“The Jedi shackle themselves in chains of obedience: obedience to the Jedi Council; obedience to their Masters; obedience to the Republic. Those who follow… — Drew Karpyshyn Copy Share Image
“The world is not full of assholes. But, they are strategically placed so that you'll come across one every day.” –Unknown” — Genna Rulon Copy Share
“Plainly, the strength of a hundred-odd Jedi couldn’t keep the galaxy from falling to this menace. One misstep--at one critical moment, by one pivotal… — Kathy Tyers Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
