Funny quotes Quote by Sarah Cochran Download Open image “Wanna hear a joke about pencils? Nevermind, its pointless.” — Sarah Cochran ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
I would hate to be a pencil. getting sharpened, having to write all the time, different people holding you, erasing with your pink stuff.… — Emma Runyan Copy Share Image
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
'Hey can I borrow a pencil?' 'Yeah but it doesn't have an eraser.' 'Life doesn't have an eraser.' 'That was deep man...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
U dont have pencils to write ur life ; neither do u erasers to rub out the lines u dont like — Kevin Knight Copy Share Image
There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore. They're sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark. — Ze Frank Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
