Jab sehme tanha pan se tujhy yaad kia., hooo... . . . Dil sambhal ja zara.... Fir . ''BADI GOLD flak'' . lene chala hai tu. ;-) — Vikesh Pandey Copy Share Image
DEAR MATHS PLEASE GROW UP AND SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS , IM TIRED OF SOLVING THEM FOR YOU . — Asheya Copy Share Image
I wonder what its like to fart in zero gravity. Does it like...propel you forward? These are things people need to know… — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
“I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night.” — E. L. Doctrow Copy Share Image
“I’ve got the word of an eight-year-old girl, an old fairytale I used to know, and a shred of faith... It’s not… — Emory R. Frie Copy Share Image
There is a different between boys and parking spaces, Good ones are always taken and only ones left are handicaps. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“When approaching a prospective human, first ask them what their name is. * If it replies "Brains," blow its fucking head off.… — Etienne Guerin DeForest Copy Share Image
“I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“When I was, like thirteen I thought it would be really cool to be a prostitute... I Thought It was like handsome… — Daniel Clowes Copy Share Image
“You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan "You can't be bored." M'Ordant "And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“Amren,” Rhys drawled, “sends her regards. And as for this one … ” I tried not to flinch away from meeting his… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I've got everything ready to go," I said once he was finally awake and dressed. All the tenderness and vulnerability was gone… — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your sitting in church and fall asleep and start snoring, then the preacher calls your name and you… — D'quack Copy Share Image
Do not worry about what other people think! Most people don't use their brains very often!!! — Jezreel Scott Copy Share Image
“You should stay and keep me company, so I don't get lonely.” “You don't seem like the type of guy who gets… — Kiersten Fay Copy Share Image
In an art gallery,a couple saw a picture of a lady,only covered with leaves. Husband:-watching wife:-u leave from here or u wait… — Gautam Copy Share Image
“I meditate fourteen hours a day—two hours out of bed and twelve hours in bed. The mortals call it sleeping, but the… — Merlin Franco Copy Share Image
