“Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?” — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“As usual, I'm working with stuff that was deliberately designed not to burn. But no amount of careful design by NASA can… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
“Well, then, Otter, of course I don’t like Bundt cake. It has eggs in it. Baby chicken eggs. You don’t see chickens… — TJ Klune Copy Share Image
“I tear my lips away from hers and fling her over my shoulder. “Hey!” she protests, kicking her feet and slapping me… — Dolores Lane Copy Share Image
Isang Gabi naglalakad ako sa isang madilim na iskinia ng biglang may narinig akong salita na tila sumpa............ . . . .… — Gia Tito Copy Share Image
“You probably think you know all about men, because you read a lot of romance novels, so you think you're an expert… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Only a couple of weeks in the country and I was getting dangerously close to becoming what all chefs loathed—a vegetarian.” — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when the teacher is helping someone next to you and their butt in in your face!! — Me Copy Share Image
Girl: ugh my throat really hurts. Boy: I bet your knees do too. Her: What? Boy: What? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You really are F****** arresting, love, but I reckon I'll be the one doing the cuffing tonight.” — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“All superheroes have origin stories, like how Bruce Wayne’s parents get killed and he goes to Tibet or whatever, and Superman is… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
“If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.” — Peter Wisan Copy Share Image
How many mouth do you have? You only got 1 pussy and 1 lips, so bitch, please shut the fuck up before… — Myself Copy Share Image
“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Don't bite the hand that feeds you - especially if you're dining alone.” — Kevin Ansbro Copy Share Image
“Please believe me. I've nothing against you personally. It's just that I laugh at all jokes.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
Valentine's day is coming up? Dammmmmmmmmmnit, I forgot to get a girlfriend again!! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It makes you look like Audrey Hepburn. If she'd been a surfer." "I don't surf." "Neither did Audrey Hepburn,” — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
“You ‘accidentally’ touched his bottom? Didn’t that happen when you last saw him as well? Surprising how often that seems to be… — Twisted Hilarity Copy Share Image
