“By doing ordinary actions efficiently you will become the best among ordinary, but you will not be an extraordinary.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“Oh my, you big stud, your dancing boobs have enchanted me with your hypnotic sexual magnitudeness.” — Kyle Adams Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
“You really are F****** arresting, love, but I reckon I'll be the one doing the cuffing tonight.” — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of… — Jonathan Ashworth Copy Share Image
When one door closes, another door opens. If not, I'm climbing through the window. — Thegr81 Copy Share Image
Jab sehme tanha pan se tujhy yaad kia., hooo... . . . Dil sambhal ja zara… Fir . ''BADI GOLD flak'' . lene chala hai tu. ;-) — Vikesh Pandey Copy Share Image
“That’s just how my brain works: words of wisdom are produced at random intervals, and always in times of great despair.” — Annabel den Dekker Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you and your friend s are playing hide and go seek so you go and hide and the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we… — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“In the morning, people have a plan for that day. Hardworking people think of what they will do during the day, and… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“It's not breaking the rules What I find makes fun. It is However outsmarting the system and finding a way around it… — Günther Schepp Larenas Copy Share Image
In an art gallery,a couple saw a picture of a lady,only covered with leaves. Husband:-watching wife:-u leave from here or u wait… — Gautam Copy Share Image
“Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and… — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“There was a hole in his chest where his mood should have been, and the darkness was slowly settling in on his… — Raven Elliot O'Connor Copy Share Image
“I said. “I’m fine. I have a little bit of a head ache, but I’m not dizzy or nauseous. I can walk… — J.M. Richards Copy Share Image
Everyone is getting into relationships and growing up and I'm just getting lazier and finding more TV series to watch.. — JuLian AndRew Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“This many pretty girls in the room, all watching you boys like you’re a wedding-reception one-night stand waiting to happen—” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“There really isn't much use in getting into a pissing contest since I have to sit down to pee anyway.” — Tammy Blackwell Copy Share Image
“It was me–a dangerous cocktail of pissed off and hurt.”–Ember (Darkness Of Light)” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say. — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
“He had the gift of the gab and could sell sand to Arabs. Hell, he could sell a bag of dildos to… — matthew bracey Copy Share Image
“To smile sincerely is acceptable after making mistakes – that is the best way to feel cheerful and repeat the same mistakes.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“The main proof that you actually do not exist is that nobody ever criticizes you.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.” — M.J. McGuire Copy Share Image
The Good Lord takes care of kids and fools and I qualify in both cases! — Doug Seaton Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when it's quiet in class and ur stomach decides to sound like a dying whale — Koaml Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you press CTRL + W and never knew what it did until then. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“If I had to pick another career, I'd be an optometrist for potatoes. That's where the money is.” — Peter Wisan Copy Share Image
“There is no such complicated situation which people could not make more complicated.” — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese” — Lucian Bane Copy Share Image
“We can't against human stupidity. Because they are too many and too dangerous.” — Nobita Nobi Copy Share Image
“I'd like to lose enough weight so that my bones creaked louder than the floor” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
