Funny quotes Quote by L.J. Shen

“I can’t promise to never fuck up, to never add to my criminal record, but I promise to love you until my heart stops…

— Angeline Kace

“I rub the indents in my wrists where the handcuffs squeezed and see the gun,”

— Jesmyn Ward

“You’re in my fucking blood, and I’ll tear apart anyone who dares to fucking touch you.”

— Saffron A. Kent

“I’m a felon, though I haven’t been arrested for it. I’m guilty of stealing large quantities of love.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“It is so good that you can love someone for how long you want and no one can arrest you for that crime.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“Police, you under arrest!”

— Robert Lipsyte

“Let me carry you out. I'll never let you touch the ground. I was made to carry you, Olivia. You're fucking heavy with all…

— Tarryn Fisher

“Everything I have ever done I’ve done from a place of love. If I don’t punish you, the world will punish you even worse.…

— Trevor Noah

“as if he were talking to a police artist: Yes, officer, that’s the girl who stole my heart!”

— Rick Riordan

“I know you see me as some crazy old bitch nagging at you," she said, "but you forget the reason I ride you so…

— Trevor Noah

“So you know what your punishment is going to be, sweetheart? I'm going to make love to you. Slowly. Hell, it might take me…

— Tessa Bailey