Funny quotes Quote by David G. Maillu Download Open image ““Dear bottle, take me into your arms and comfort me with hope for survival.”” — David G. Maillu ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Hope Humor
“May your love for your beloved be as great as the love of the bottle for the glass. Look, how one gives and one… — Omar Khayyám Copy Share Image
“Keep me safe, keep me from harm, keep me in your loving arms.” — Mindy Starns Clark Copy Share Image
“I have long carried this load of griefs in the cage of my heart. Now I have given them to you. I hope you… — Qais Akbar Omar Copy Share Image
“One might say my life has been tragic. Yet, as I sat in pain in the hospital I raised my tired hands toward the… — Abeba Habtu Copy Share Image
“how blessed am i that i can walk beside you, lean upon you, and live within the warmth of your love” — Roy Lessin Copy Share Image
“All of you, fare well, and may you shelter in the palm of the Creator’s hand.” — Robert Jordan Copy Share Image
“I hide my distress, just like the blessed birds hide themselves when they are preparing to die. Wine! Wine, roses, music and your indifference… — Omar Khayyám Copy Share Image
“With grateful heart, thank the Lord's embrace, Worry less and surrender to His grace. In His hands, we find peace and solace.” — Covenant A. Akinlotan Copy Share Image
“When the right person hugs you, it's like medicine. I'm so grateful for those few people in my life who are good for my… — Steve Maraboli Copy Share Image
“ Come to me said the world. I was standing in my wool coat at a kind of bright portal— I can finally say… — Louise Glück Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
