Funny quotes Quote by Brandon Samuel

Be mine, my baby, my main reason to smile, my love¤, my other half, my sweetheart, my happiness, my boo. My every thing!

— Brandon Samuel

I wonder if I had a Twifey and we fuck..I wonder if that would be call Twsex.. :/

— Brandon Samuel

When I have a daughter I'm going to name her Taken. That way when a boy asks her names she say Hi, I'm Taken.

— Brandon Samuel

Loyal females deserve the best.

— Brandon Samuel

The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.

— Brandon Samuel

Stop over thinking, stop worrying, stop complaining. Life is too short for all of that.

— Brandon Samuel

The one that you love never marry to them - is the one who love you they gonna make you happy

— Brandon Samuel

A slut is fun in everyone's bed. A good girlfriend is only a slut in yours.

— Brandon Samuel

Even if I do get invited, nobody talks to me. So why go?

— Brandon Samuel

I treat people the way they treat me. So if you don't like how I treat you it's most likely your fault.

— Brandon Samuel

Gay , Bi , Ugly , Fine , Rich , Poor , Skinny , Fat , Black , White , Yellow, Pink , A FRIEND IS A FRIEND ! I Won't Judge You!

— Brandon Samuel

If your girlfriend/boyfriend calls someone else a sweet nickname trust me it aint real between u & dem!!..

— Brandon Samuel