Funny facebook status Quote by Anurag Prakash Ray

Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing & suggesting.

— Ritu Ghatourey

When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife…

— Hussein Nishah

Sometimes my husband has to literally pull me away from the computer.

— Sherri Shepherd

“A wife who obsesses on "fixing" her husband only succeeds in demeaning him.”

— Michael Ben Zehabe

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.

— James Dobson

“The computer is incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Man is unbelievably slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. The marriage of the two is a challenge and…

— Stuart G. Walesh

“Husbands are annoying at times, but they are a habit which grows on one, and life is extraordinarily dull without them.”

— D.E. Stevenson

I definitely have been known to be grossly insensitive in many different ways, you can ask the wife. To speak without a filter sometimes…

— Rainn Wilson

My wife handles all of our technology. So if something goes wrong with the computer, I throw up my arms and step aside while…

— Ty Burrell

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!; WIFE shouts No!, it means - With Idiot For Ever!!!.

— Mrthrill

When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration.

— Magic Johnson

“I loves me my Google”

— Richard Castle