Funny quotes Quote by Veronica Moore Download Open image “Screw the Jones, Keeping up with the Kardashians will send you to the poorhouse!!!” — Veronica Moore ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes
All the Kardashians care about is the media, money, and being on camera. — Fabio Lanzoni Copy Share Image
It's not a big secret that the Kardashians and I don't really get along. I don't care. — Shanna Moakler Copy Share Image
I don't like the celebrity gossip culture, and I certainly don't want to contribute to it. I don't care about the Kardashians, or any… — Merrill Markoe Copy Share Image
I'm in two minds about the Kardashians. When I think about what's important in life I get worried that my niece looks up to… — Naughty Boy Copy Share Image
I actually am a Kardashian fan. But I found myself at a point where I started to become sick of it. — Perez Hilton Copy Share Image
We're not all Kim Kardashian. We can't have $15,000 from head to toe every single day. — Michelle Beadle Copy Share Image
They're called Ex's for a reason. They're an EXample of a mistake you did in the past that you make again in the future! — Veronica Moore Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three…and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you're alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
