Family members are a lot like fish after three days they start to stink. — Jonathan Tees Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone tells you something and you already know about it well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The period. Punctuation mark to all, but public enemy number one to women. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Mom: I just ran 5 greenlights in a row! Daughter: You deserve a ticket -__- Mom: …… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“London on a gloomy and rainy day is still better than San Francisco on a bright and sunny day.” — Mouloud Benzadi Copy Share Image
“When you are angry try your best to go to sleep, it keeps you away from speaking, writing and thinking while you… — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I confess... I've always been secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
Going to bed, night guys. I'll postquotes tomorrow do you guyswant funny quotes or relatable quotes? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“i like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people.” — suzy kline Copy Share Image
“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in… — Matthew D. Heines Copy Share Image
“Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.” “Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.” — Andrew Barger Copy Share Image
“I confess... I'm always secretly amused by people who play 'hard to get,' when they're already so hard to want.” — Kianu Starr Copy Share Image
“Her attention was now drawn upon a boy whose imagination had the potential to change the face of reality. Unfortunately for him,… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“By weaving their thoughts and feelings into the substance of reality, the Weavers had ensured anyone writing about them would secure an… — Louise Blackwick Copy Share Image
“His only real financial failure came at the age of thirteen when, in an uncharacteristic error of judgement, he invested £200,000 of… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image
“I’ve seen daggers pierce the chest, Children dying in the road, Crawling things hooked and baited, Rapists bound and then castrated, Villains… — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Sharp-nosed and thin-lipped, with dark eyes framed by black plastic eyeglasses, haircut and shave long overdue. He felt familiar. Then I realized… — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
“I spent the day stripping the purple out of my hair and redyeing it—Manic Panic Electric Tiger Lily. The jar promised it… — Louise Miller Copy Share Image
“First time fucking driving and I fucking crash,” I muttered. "Good thing is, it’s a minor dent,” piped the helpful back seat,… — Finn Eccleston Copy Share Image
“There are different types of fancy photographers. Some are big, fun personalities like Mario Testino, who once told me, “Lift your chin,… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Men looove pussy. They can never get enough of it. If you send a guy a pussy pic, he's gonna think you're… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“I fear it is the end for us,’ wailed Marx as the bears inched closer. ‘Is this the way you saw yourself… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“Everybody clapped enthusiastically and Dr. Marx popped up from behind the podium, where he had been hiding all along. He was the… — Gideon Defoe Copy Share Image
“What's the deal with this Malachai?" Xevikan "I don't know. I just joined him myself. But he seems level. Decent even." Zavid… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey” — Amunhotep El Bey Copy Share Image
“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
“The na at the end of banana annoys me as much as it would you if it were bananana.” — Lance Manion Copy Share Image
“Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!” — Regina Griffin Copy Share Image
“There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.” — Fakeer Ishavardas Copy Share Image
“Most people will do the right thing; if they can afford too.” — Jason Gabriel Kondrath Copy Share Image
