Funny quotes Quote by Cristin Harber Download Open image ““Oh, a grenade. But where is the bamboo bazooka?”” — Cristin Harber ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny quotes Military-romance Romantic-suspense
“ “I am running back my tent to get my sub-machinegun. There are too many Noggies to kill using a pistol!” He then ran… — Michael G. Kramer Copy Share Image
“Clowns, hoboes, gypsies, and furry animals of all kinds scattered madly and dived for cover. No doubt they thought I'd finally lost it and… — Donna Andrews Copy Share Image
“They say you never know how someone will react when the grenade is thrown.” — Harlan Coben Copy Share Image
“he cawed, a low, rolling sound, something like a kazoo being played into a theremin.” — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“There were guns on the coffee table. Like, a lot of them, broken out on cloths, being cleaned, leaned against a nearby chair, where… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Grenades! Please tell me grenades!” I said, almost jumping up and down like a schoolgirl that found out the captain of the football team… — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
“Right when it saw my heavy weapon, it stopped in its tracks. Then it turned around and started hopping the other way. “What?!” — Steve the Noob Copy Share Image
“Is that what I think it is?" - Colt "Plastic explosives." - Oz "You have stuff like that lying around your house?" - Colt… — Jon S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Baboons, I observed. One with a big gun and the other with a big mouth, and both with alpha-sized, flaming pink asses.” — A.J. Aalto Copy Share Image
“I held my hand out. “Give me a grenade.” Andrea pulled open her backpack and slid a grenade into my palm. “Wait until they… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“only now that I loved a grenade did I understand the foolishness of trying to save others from my own impending fragmentation.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“Are you sure you know where you're going?" Andrea frowned. "Would you like me to pull over and ask that bamboo for directions?" "I… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“high-pitched squeaks could only mean one thing: her brother Roman and his best friend Cash had arrived.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“And now I can’t breathe for wanting you. I woke up, and your eyes were on fire. You haven’t looked at me like that… — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Baby, you want to talk about what happened, go for it. I’m listening. But you know, I’m no angel, and I’m not finished dancing… — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Oh for Christ sakes. Ay carrumba, chimichanga. I have no idea what you’re saying, but shut your pretty pie hole.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Eyes locked, they stared. She felt bleeding pain down to her soul.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“Yeah, thanks, man. That’ll be like catching Niagara fucking Falls with a fly net.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
“I called dibs on Penelope when we were nine, and I made sure every boy our age knew it too.” — Sarah A. Bailey Copy Share Image
“I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and… — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“Is there any difference between a happy and a lucky man? A happy is someone who finds an oasis with drinking water in a… — Eraldo Banovac Copy Share Image
“In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“I know you can do this. You’re the person who revolutionized garbage collection at Westview, remember?” — Rachel Lynn Solomon Copy Share Image
“Mew - mew. Mew.” I jump back from her finger swipes. “I am fluent in pussy, but I have no idea what this fucking… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
“Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three.....and so on. Nesta” — Cathy Hopkins Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you predict the end of the world and nothing happens :P — Me Copy Share Image
“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove you`re alive. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
