Funny quotes Quote by Redeyeen

I wish I was your umbrella, So that if it rains and Im not there, youll regret that you leave me.

— Saleenzkie

I am like the rain, I go where I'm needed,

— Alejandro Jodorowsky

Dont piss on my back and tell me its raining.

— Unknow

I like to walk in rain, so that nobody can see my tears.

— Charlie Chaplin

I like to walk in the rain that way no one can tell I am crying :( :(

— Anonymous

I'm just waiting for people to start asking me to make the rain disappear.

— David Copperfield

Dont piss down my back and try to tell me its raining

— Myself

Tequila drinking, our minds will wonder to wondrous places.

— Dave Matthews Band

I'm grateful for rain because, when I was kidnapped, that meant that I had something to drink.

— Elizabeth Smart

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

— George Carlin

Nights like this I wish raindrops would fall to cover my tears.

— Anonymous

I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rain water was beer!

— Robert Bolt