Funny quotes Quote by M.J. Rose

“Cows are beautiful, RESPECT AND LOVE THEM!”

— Abby Buter

'Cows are happy.. Until they get made into sloppy jo's'

— Hanna's Nan

“She liked the idea of a place belonging to the cows, no ownership of human ego.”

— Aporva Kala

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller

“Man, that is so freaking yummy," Jen said, watching the exchange between Fane and Jacque along with everyone in the room. "I want one…

— Quinn Loftis

“the beholders.' " 70. They said, "Call upon your Lord for us to make plain to us what it is. Verily to us all…

— Dr Muhammad Muhsin Khan

“Even as a cow she was lovely.”

— Ovid

“Jilly Beaton's a vicious cow. Inspectors love her, but she's a cow when they've gone." "Back home in Argentina," sniffed Isabella, "cows are very…

— Gabriella Poole

“But raw milk from a Jersey cow is a totally different substance from what I'd thought of as milk. If you do not own…

— Kristin Kimball

“Speak of the daimon: Leo burst through the door next to the pantry, holding a loft a wheel of cheese like a victor's laurel…

— Rick Riordan

“Jacob, if you want the milk, you have to buy the cow a meal.”

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

“What exquisite, or rather, what bovine crudity there is in their egoism, an egoism they simply cannot manage to perceive in themselves!”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky