Anger management Quote by Oliver Markus Malloy

“I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through a lot, but I have never had the urge to go postal. I thank fuck for that.” quote by Oliver Markus Malloy — Download Open image

““I curse when I get really upset. Letting off steam that way makes me feel a little bit better. I've been through a lot, but I have never had the urge to go postal. I thank fuck for that.””

Oliver Markus Malloy

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