Funny facebook status Quote by Laura S Download Open image “The Monistat people should use Tony Orlando's song Candida for their commercials.” — Laura S ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny facebook status
I certainly wouldn't want a song that I'd already written to be used on a commercial. That seems strange. — Jack White Copy Share Image
The commercial I did for Kia was hilarious and unexpected, so that, I think, is also another way of signaling to the audience that… — Laurence Fishburne Copy Share Image
I'm singing the music publisher's theme song - it ain't a commercial. — Hoagy Carmichael Copy Share Image
I got hit up for a tampon commercial and so I asked [JD and Jo] if they had anything. Jo sent that over and… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
It's really cool to get these guests on the show BoJack Horseman: not just actors, but, "Can I get Jonathan Lethem on my weird… — Raphael Bob-Waksberg Copy Share Image
I pretty much draw the line when people want you to do original music for commercials. — Colin Meloy Copy Share Image
You can't watch 'Dr. Strangelove' with commercials. That would be sacrilegious. — Les Claypool Copy Share Image
“I know this is not a very popular idea. You don't hear it too often any more … but it's the truth. I have… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When I started getting notoriety it was cheesy to appear in a commercial. — David Duchovny Copy Share Image
If the networks can get audiences to tolerate pop-up promos by the dozens, maybe they'll start selling pop-up commercials, too. — Tom Shales Copy Share Image
Parenthood is one of the toughest, non-paying jobs there is that offers nothing but unconditional benefits. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Live today like there's no tomorrow and make it even better than yesterday. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Monday. The black sheep of the weekdays. The middle finger of the workweek. The weekend-is-over bitchslap. — Laura S Copy Share Image
To assume that someone who is single is unhappy is as incorrect as to assume that someone who is in a relationship is happy. — Laura S Copy Share Image
When we're kids, we want to be adults. When we're adults, we want to be kids. When we're old, we want to be younger… — Laura S Copy Share Image
The world is like one big chemistry class, and we're all seeking the perfect lab partner. — Laura S Copy Share Image
If they ever made another remake of Joan of Arc, they should use Alicia Keys' song This Girl Is On Fire. — Laura S Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I never said I hated you. I said if you were on fire I might consider roasting marshmallows. BIG DIFFERENCE!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
English teachers tend to put more thought in the books than the author did — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If lesbians aren't attracted to men, why are they attracted to women that look like men? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your Starbucks order is directly proportional to how complicated your personality is. — Kevin Copy Share Image
![“I got hit up for a tampon commercial and so I asked [JD and Jo] if they had anything. Jo sent that over and I was like, "I love this track. Oh my god. It's so upbeat. It's so positive. It would be so great for a tampon commercial." That commercial never came through, so then I just had it. I was…” quote by Kathleen Hanna](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/768/kathleen-hanna-1726_clinton_i-got-hit-up-for-a-tampon-commercial-and_68158.jpg)
