Funny Quote by Laura S

Is the CEO of Kraft known as The Big Cheese?

— Baker Buddy

The bottom line is it's a pleasure to be working for the Kraft family.

— Steve Nicol

How many married couples do you know who met over accounting books in a Starbucks?

— David Schweikert

“For years, much of Kraft’s motivation in getting people to eat more of its convenience foods had come from the bosses at Philip Morris.”

— Michael Moss

Many marriages are simply working partnerships between businessmen and housekeepers.

— Mignon McLaughlin

The plural of spouse is spice.

— Christopher Morley

In any restaurant of this caliber, the chefs are in the same position, building relationships.

— Thomas Keller

It is not usual to speak of an employee as a partner, and yet what else is he?

— Henry Ford

There's a place for corporate wives, but there's no place for corporate husbands.

— Karen Valenstein

“mostly corporate types away from home, looking for connectionless, uncomplicated sex, or their desperate counterparts, the lonely spouses of the business class.”

— Darren White

Tis the established custom [in Vienna] for every lady to have two husbands, one that bears the name, and another that performs the duties.

— Mary Wortley Montagu

Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.

— Nick Cannon