Funny Quote by Christopher Morley Download Open image “The plural of spouse is spice.” — Christopher Morley ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Marriage Spices Spouse
Wife=w-wonderful,i-item,f-for,e-entertainment and husband=h-handsome,u-useful,s-smart,b-but,a-at,n-night,d-dangerous...... — Suman Rai Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, FAITHFUL, That man who is married to a trusting wife (a definition that can be either truthful or cynical) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Husbands and wives are equal partners. They have different but complementary responsibilities. — Quentin L. Cook Copy Share Image
I once read that in any good marriage, one partner is the gardener and the other is the garden. We take it in turns… — Meryl Streep Copy Share Image
In most marriages, there is a contented partner and a restless one. — Jennifer Wilson Copy Share Image
“Two words that singularly identify an individual. Yet have no meaning unless inextricably intertwined with one another: Husband and Wife” — Shawn Stern Copy Share Image
Husband and wife,--so much in common, how different in type! Such a contrast, and yet such harmony, strength and weakness blended together! — Giovanni Ruffini Copy Share Image
Beware of the conversationalist who adds "in other words." He is merely starting afresh. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
Between ourselves, there is no such thing, abstractly, as a 'good' book. A book is 'good' only when it meets some human hunger or… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
“There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning, and yearning. A man should be learning as he goes; and he should be… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
A critic is a gong at a railroad crossing clanging loudly and vainly as the train goes by. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
Friendships do not grow up in any carefully tended and contemplated fashion.... They begin haphazard. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
If we discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied… — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead. — Christopher Morley Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image