Funny Quote by Laura S

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?

— Anonymous

“Sleep cycles are shorter for babies than for adults, with more light than deep sleep. Babies have more vulnerable periods for night waking than…

— William Sears

I try and get as much sleep as I possibly can, although it's harder with a baby.

— Mary Helen Bowers

When you have a baby, sleep is not an option. You can't sleep. Even on vacation, you wake up at 6:30 a.m.

— Jimmy Fallon

If sleep does not provide a remarkable set of benefits, then it's the biggest mistake the evolutionary process has ever made.

— Matthew Walker

“quality naps can make up for lost night sleep—but extra nighttime sleep does not make up for missed naps, as made clear by the…

— Elizabeth Pantley

We actually don't know the function of sleep all that well yet, but sleep is a time of quiescence in the brain.

— Shelby Harris

“Babies who do not sleep ‘through the night’ alone in a cot, as soon as possible after birth, are seen as a ‘problem’.”

— Gabrielle Palmer

“arrangements for many families and may be more “normal” than baby’s sleeping separately in a crib. You cannot force sleep upon a baby. Creating…

— William Sears

Much sleep is not required by nature, either for our souls or bodies, or for the action in which they are concerned.

— Plato

Childhood is the sleep of reason.

— Jean-Jacques Rousseau

When the baby sleeps, we have sex! Thats what it is for us. Thats why its so cool to be young parents because we…

— Kendra Wilkinson