dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions. — John Green Copy Share Image
I’ve stopped thinking about it. I don’t have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to… — John Green Copy Share Image
“When you’re on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Who's my date" the Colonel asked. *You're girlfriend is your date" "All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get… — John Green Copy Share Image
“How was your date with that boy?" "Which boy? There are so many. I have a spreadsheet just to keep track of… — John Green Copy Share Image
“All people in relationships ever do is talk about their relationship status. It like a Ferris wheel. When you're on a Ferris… — John Green Copy Share Image
Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is actually used to cut diamonds," I added.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“When you're on a Ferris wheel all anyone ever talks about is being on the Ferris wheel and the view from the… — John Green Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
