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“How was your date with that boy?" "Which boy? There are so many. I have a spreadsheet just to keep track of them.” quote by John Green
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““How was your date with that boy?" "Which boy? There are so many. I have a spreadsheet just to keep track of them.””

John Green

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Fault in Our Stars, John Green, 2012

The speaker jokes about dating many boys, using a spreadsheet to track them, highlighting modern dating's absurdity and data‑driven approach.

In simple terms: Dating many people, tracking them like data.

Key Takeaway

Avoid treating relationships like spreadsheets.

Themes

dating humor modern life

Mood

wry playful

Type

satirical contemporary

When to use this quote

  • online dating
  • social media
  • personal organization

Key Concepts

relationship management technology overwhelm

Questions to Reflect On

  • Do you track personal interactions?
  • How does data affect intimacy?
A Different Perspective

Too many options can reduce genuine connection.

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