Blind Quote by John Green

Guys: If you ever get the chance to bang a blind chick, trust me, always finish on her face. She'll never see it coming.

— Nikhil Saluja

it's been my experience that the first few days of married life women are blind because they want to be and after that because…

— Mary Roberts Rinehart

Tired of living like a blind man. I'm sick of sight without a sense of feeling.

— Nickelback

Being around blind people is always a little frustrating to me because I know they have no idea how handsome I am.

— Zach Braff

I don't know what your problem is!!!!! But even a Blind man can see my love for you

— Ntando Aka @PunchlineLord

I'm always looking for a girlfriend.

— Austin Mahone

Better to be blind and see with your heart, than to have two good eyes and see nothing.

— Helen Keller

Love with your mind not your heart. It's better to be wise than blind.

— Anonymous

I masturbated over a blind girl yesterday. She never saw me coming.

— Amit Verma

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

— Garry Shandling

If I were blind I'd rather have another blind person leading me around because they know what I'm dealing with and they're experiencing the…

— Augusten Burroughs

I've been blind in my mind since the age of three.

— Mike May