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Canals Quote by John Green

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“dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.”

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When you have a cavity in your tooth and you let it get worse, eventually you have to get a root canal. If you…

Olivia Newton-John

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Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are…

Richard Griffiths

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My daughter squealed again and both Bubba and I winced. It’s not an attractive sound, that. It’s high-pitched and it enters your ear canals…

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The citizens of Love Canal provided an example of how a blue-collar community with few resources can win against great odds (a multi-billion-dollar international…

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The problem was that Panama technically belonged to Colombia, which refused to sign a treaty leasing it to the United States. So Roosevelt sent…

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All this piling up of one technology on top of another-railroad on steamboat, interstate highway on railroad, hydroelectric dam on watermill-had reduced the Mississippi…

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I miss that time. The cities back then, just after the forests died, were full of wonders, and you'd stumble on them--these princes of…

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One learns little more about a man from his feats of literary memory than from the feats of his alimentary canal.

Frank Moore Colby

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I have had a number of patients with breast cancer, all of whom had root canals on the tooth related to the breast area…

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The digestive canal represents a tube passing through the entire organism and communicating with the external world, i.e. as it were the external surface…

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People generally have more feeling for canals and roads than education. However, I hope we can advance them with equal pace.

Thomas Jefferson

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The crowning fortune of a man is to be born to some pursuit which finds him employment and happiness, whether it be to make…

Ralph Waldo Emerson

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