Humor Quote by John Green
““Who's my date" the Colonel asked. *You're girlfriend is your date" "All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well””
““Who's my date" the Colonel asked. *You're girlfriend is your date" "All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well””
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
