“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful,"… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg your pardon?" "The hotel would appreciate it if you'd just throw back the men you don't like without maiming them." "I haven't maimed anyone." "You almost drowned Lance, you scared Peter into heart palpitations, you stabbed Donald with… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
“Jake ignored him and went on. “If I ever do hook up with anybody again - and I sincerely doubt that I… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I'm fine," Kate said. "In fact, since my last two dates were so awful, things can only get better." "Bad deduction," Jessie… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“You know, I'm not even sure how we ended up living together." "I am," Jake said, turning back to the lake. "Sex.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“She gave Rachel her usual obsessively loving smile, including Phin in it, too, as her future son-in-law. Such a nice couple , her smile said. What lovely grandchildren they'll give me. And they'll live right next door. Phin's answering smile said, Not a chance in hell , while Rachel gazed at Justice and Mercy, pretending she'd never heard of pornography… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
Your cat just got cat hair on me.” “It’s only fair,” Min said. “Your suit just got expensive suit lint on him. — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Look, I'm not ready for you," Min said. "I'm not prepared. I don't have any defenses when you're around. I make these plans and I mean it, I really do, and then I kiss you because I'm crazy about you which would be fine if I didn't fall in love with you but there that is, just standing there, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share
“She had to be the calmest woman in the world. Either that or she trusted him completely. That was depressing somehow. He went to… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“He picked up the biscuit box and said, "Come on, Marlene. Back into hiding in case somebody comes looking for you, although only God… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Can we go to work now? Because we're about a minute away from breaking out the ice cream and talking about our feelings, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“At eleven, Kate woke Jake up when she went searching in the cooler for juice. "You know, you used to be peaceful," he grumbled.… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
This is a woman you've known less than twelve hours. It took you a year to pick out a couch, but you're seriously—" “Yes,”… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“Gabe turned his head to look up at her. The moon came through the skylight and backlit Chloe's short blonde curls, making her look… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
