Humor Quote by Jennifer Crusie

“In a flash, I remember why I don't care for therapists and why I didn't want to do this in the first place. They…

— Kara Lee Corthron

“No matter how much the therapists over the eighteen months have told me that talking will help, I don’t believe them.”

— Ruth Dugdall

“I hate it when therapy jumps out and surprises you like that.”

— C.J. Daugherty

“Having a man this good looking begging me for sex was the best therapy I could ask for.”

— Lucy Robinson

“I thought part of the idea of having therapy was putting one in touch with his or her feelings. And don’t give me all…

— Olga Núñez Miret

“My experience with therapists is that they were no better than mental prostitutes. I paid them to listen to my shit.”

— Kristen McGuiness

“I see my therapist every day, and she makes me focus.”

— Jon Luvelli

“I’m not sending them in to do therapy,”

— S.J. Bolton

“Yeah well, I keep trying to explain to my dick that you're a lying, manipulative whore, but it has selective hearing and chooses to…

— Dani Alexander

“The truth is I didn’t need therapy; I just needed to feel loved and know that someone out there craved my attention.”

— robert m drake

“Every touchy-feely therapist will tell you to open up and express yourself, but all that leads to is the negotiation of desire and the…

— Rollo Tomassi

“A therapist has to have clear boundaries, even with former clients. People already get into our heads—if they also get into our lives, there’s…

— Louise Penny