Humor Quote by Jennifer Crusie

“He would have said Stephen was a sort of human tire iron;”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“You had to assume that his body would grow to match, in which case Stephen would become a man of splendid proportions.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“There was something about Miss Lyndon that made him glad she was on his side. Not that he thought she would make a vicious…

— Julia Quinn

“Stephen: You know, there’s a woman I get my coffee from every morning. She is not a native to our country, she wasn’t born…

— Judd Apatow

“He disliked nearly all women and especially the young and pretty ones who were the most bigoted adherents of the Party the swallowers of…

— Orwell, George

“ Hubris, thy name is Mallory -- she believed she could get away with mouthing off to the chief of D's in front of…

— Carol O'Connell

[On Ronald Reagan:] Jane Wyman seemed more upset with her husband's obsession with politics than I. I tried to make her laugh. 'He'll outgrow…

— June Allyson

“As someone who knew better than most the kind of darkness that went on behind the scenes and how little any of the important…

— Stephenie Meyer

“Unfortunately he was one of those who always tend to take their own fancies seriously; and in whose otherwise legitimate extravagance there is too…

— G.K. Chesterton

“She was one of those quiet heroes that we have all across America.They’re not famous. Their names are not in the newspapers, but each…

— Barack Obama

“While James continued on Nathaniel squirmed, eager for this moment to find an end so he could take Kitty in his arms, lead her…

— Amber Lynn Perry

“About Cal she couldn’t decide. He disturbed her sometimes with anger, sometimes with pain, and sometimes with curiosity. He seemed to be in a…

— John Steinbeck