Babysitter Quote by Christopher Titus Download Open image “Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter.” — Christopher Titus ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Babysitter Dollars Seven
If Ohio was a food, it would be Benadryl. If Chicago was pizza, Ohio is Benadryl, or some sort of generic over-the-counter. — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
“Benadryl makes me extremely foggy and sleepy, it always has.” — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
When you're babysitting a kid, all you're seeing is a version of them, a small dosage. — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
As a child, I was allergic to everything - everything gave me hives. I was like the face of Benadryl as a child; anything… — Phaedra Parks Copy Share Image
It feels like I'm babysitting in the Twilight Zone. I keep waiting for the parents to show up because we are out of chips… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting... — Charles M. Schulz Copy Share Image
“I need to hire a babysitter for Friday night. I also need to buy myself some adult diapers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You gon have another drink or you just gon babysit, on to the next one, somebody call da waitress. — Jay Z Copy Share Image
My father thrives on fear. You know that prayer If I should die before I wake? I had sheets that said that! — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Ladies, if you're at the mall and you think your man is looking at other girls just remember: If your man is at the… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
I find that Americans are all in the middle somewhere, except for the extreme nuts, and extreme nuts on both sides are the loudest.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
My father? A hard drinking man from the 70's. We actually have no pictures of my dad where he is not holding a beer.… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Everybody I've ever met was destroyed by a member of the opposite sex early on and that damage you took into every relationship after… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Psychiatrist are like mind hookers. Give them 200 dollars and they just screw with your head. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
All of Dad's relationships ended exactly the same: subpoena, beep of a moving van backing up the driveway, pile of his clothes burning on… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Texas is a hell hole, man. Dirt, cactus, lizards, dirt, cactus, the Bush family. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Sometimes failure makes your future because you set the past on fire. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
When you are a screwed up person, you have a responsibility to keep your normal friends from getting walked on. 'Cos, how bad could… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
If you're a racist, right now, in 2011... You just look like a retard, man. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
Why should I learn English? I'm never going to England. Shah, pffff, ur, doy. — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
In advertisements for your favorite products, are women denigrated or objectified in some way? All of that is important. I would rewrite my kids'… — Geena Davis Copy Share Image
Most of the things that I remember from childhood wouldn't make a particularly good story: rescuing worms during rainstorms, our schnauzer attacking a wheel… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
It was not easy for my mother, being a struggling actress and raising a child. We were these two sort of vagabonds, never knowing… — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this isn't the… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
There is no part of me that feels that I represented myself as your children’s babysitter or their teacher. I was always, I think,… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand why now… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, if there was a Young Adult section of my town's library, I missed it. I wandered right from 'The… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
Many times we talk about the people that have come to enjoy the show. They went through a lot to get here, whatever they… — John Petrucci Copy Share Image
I clip hand sanitizer to my purse. I used to be a babysitter back in the day, so I got germaphobic. — Adrienne C. Moore Copy Share Image
It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
You can't get out-fought and out-desired. I don't want to see that again. I won't tolerate less than 100 percent desire. I'm their manager,… — Tim Sherwood Copy Share Image
