“when it’s your own child, you are not a babysitter. It’s called parenting.” — Joanna Campbell Slan Copy Share Image
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock Copy Share Image
I clip hand sanitizer to my purse. I used to be a babysitter back in the day, so I got germaphobic. — Adrienne C. Moore Copy Share Image
Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin Copy Share Image
“If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up.” — Dorothy Gambrell Copy Share Image
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't get out-fought and out-desired. I don't want to see that again. I won't tolerate less than 100 percent desire. I'm… — Tim Sherwood Copy Share Image
“I’m probably the first woman in my family to ever contemplate hiring a babysitter so she can go break a friend out… — Marc Cameron Copy Share Image
I begged my mom to take me to CPR class at the age of 12 because I wanted to start being a… — Tayshia Adams Copy Share Image
I grew up not understanding what was true and what was not true. It gave me a sense of unreality. I was… — Carly Simon Copy Share Image
When I was growing up, if there was a Young Adult section of my town's library, I missed it. I wandered right… — Erin Morgenstern Copy Share Image
Many times we talk about the people that have come to enjoy the show. They went through a lot to get here,… — John Petrucci Copy Share Image
Leo: "So...giants who can throw mountains. Friendly wolves that will eat us if we show weakness. Evil espresso drinks. Gotcha. Maybe this… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I first became a vegetarian when I was nine, in response to an argument made by a radical babysitter. My great change… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
I was more of the kind of babysitter that liked holding the baby, sort of playing Mom, and then putting the baby… — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
“I’ll be a great babysitter. I already know Rule #1: Don’t give coins to toddlers unless you enjoy sifting through what used… — Wendy Mass Copy Share Image
We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire… — Patricia Heaton Copy Share Image
Though people could, in principle, cross national borders to reach places where their work is more highly rewarded, they are in fact… — Thomas Pogge Copy Share Image
You know what I'm thinking?' Maggie said. I had no idea. 'Nope,' David replied. Apparently David didn't know either. Maggie turned to… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
I must speak the truth, even at the risk of being ostracized by my fellow scribblers. In fact, anticipating their rage, I… — Mordecai Richler Copy Share Image
People are more willing to talk about child abuse. When this whole McMartin thing went down, I was at a dinner party… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
Most of the things that I remember from childhood wouldn't make a particularly good story: rescuing worms during rainstorms, our schnauzer attacking… — Kelly Link Copy Share Image
The desirable virgin is sexy but not sexual. She's young, white, and skinny. She's a cheerleader, a babysitter; she's accessible and eager… — Jessica Valenti Copy Share Image
It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Teachers are not glorified babysitters with summers off. Their profession fuels all others, and on a normal day that is amazing enough… — LZ Granderson Copy Share Image
I don't really have time [to babysit my twin cousins]. And, well, I actually have my own babysitter sometimes. — Emma Roberts Copy Share Image
My dad's all I've ever had. When I was 3 and 4, my mom used to take me to bars. I understand… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
![“I grew up not understanding what was true and what was not true. It gave me a sense of unreality. I was told that this man [mom's lover] was not my mother's lover - when he was. I was told he was there as a male babysitter for my brother so that he would learn sports and other manly things.” quote by Carly Simon](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/be5/carly-simon-9969_babysitter_i-grew-up-not-understanding-what-was-tru_666648.jpg)
![“I don't really have time [to babysit my twin cousins]. And, well, I actually have my own babysitter sometimes.” quote by Emma Roberts](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/7dc/emma-roberts-3588_babysitter_i-don-t-really-have-time-to-babysit-my-t_426846.jpg)
