Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja

A woman has to look good, but a man—a little bit nicer looking than a monkey is enough.

— Meir Shalev

Trying on pants is one of the most humiliating things a man can suffer that doesn't involve a woman.

— Larry David

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

— Anonymous

I am just a monkey man, I'm glad you are a monkey woman, too.

— The Rolling Stones

I'm such a dude. I'm just like, 'All right, I have to get up in my monkey suit.' I'd rather be in jeans.

— Matthew Morrison

Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

I am a strong woman with or without this other person, with or without this job, and with or without these tight pants.

— Queen Latifah

It is a challenge, with the global fame, to try to act like I put my pants on one leg at a time, when…

— Kathy Griffin

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

— Robert Benchley

Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you?

— Don Whillans

I Am The Kind Of Man That, When My Feet Hits The Floor Every Morning, The Devil Says, Oh, Crap. He's up.

— KM II

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

— Thomas Watson, Jr