Ass Quote by Thomas Watson, Jr Download Open image “The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.” — Thomas Watson, Jr ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ass Climbs Higher Money Monkeys Shows
An example from the monkey: the higher it climbs, the more you see of its behind — German Proverb Copy Share Image
Keep your sense of humor. As General Joe Stillwell said, 'The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of his behind'. — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. — Peter Kay Copy Share Image
The higher the Ape goes, the more he shewes his taile. [The higher the ape goes, the more he shows his tail.] — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Monkey can make a long jump with his muscles; and man, with his wisdom! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Never noticed a female monkey not climbing as well as a male, have you? — Don Whillans Copy Share Image
The future regulatory arrangements for the newspaper industry need to be done in a much calmer deliberative way, in slower time when we've got… — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
Great design will not sell an inferior product, but it will enable a great product to achieve its maximum potential. — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5 and you know he can afford less than that, thank him profusely. When someone gives… — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
The web of influence which News Corporation spun in Britain, which effectively bent politicians, police and many others in public life to its will,… — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
Always remember that your personality is your big asset. Do not try to emulate another person. Real personality comes from the heart. — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
Put First Things First! These four words cover an entire philosophy which can be applied with profit by every business leader, by every executive… — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
The only sacred cow is an organisation should be its basic philosophy of doing business. — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
I believe the real difference between success and failure in a corporation can be very often traced to the question of how well the… — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
The future of this business is far beyond the vision of any of us. — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
It's the job of a special advisor to be the eyes and ears of a minister and it's the job of a corporate lobbyist… — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
There's a fine line between eccentrics and geniuses. If you're a little ahead of your time, you're an eccentric, and if you're too late,… — Thomas Watson, Jr Copy Share Image
I can skate beautifully. While performing on ice I always try to please the audience and to win as well. Being artistic is very… — Evgeni Plushenko Copy Share Image
When you go to a club it's not about being black or white or heavy or thick. I'm shaking my ass because I want… — Miley Cyrus Copy Share Image
In the movie, the stars above the ship bear no correspondence to any constellations in a real sky. Worse yet, while the heroine bobs...… — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
“There was once an old but clever donkey, who never liked the sting of any bee, Nor for all the Slung mud, did he… — Priyavrat Thareja Copy Share Image
I named my son Noah for the same reason Chris Martin named his apple: we're asses. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
What is this world?--A term which men have got, To signify not one in ten knows what; A term, which with no more precision… — Charles Churchill Copy Share Image
I can tell you this. It is not going to be evenly constituted and when she was Speaker Pelosi, she certainly showed no interests… — Trey Gowdy Copy Share Image
“Employment is an employee’s kissing of an employer’s ass. A salary is the employer’s pretense to be cleaning his ass.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby's behind. If his ass was covered in calluses. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image