Two face people are like the penny so worthless no one wants them around any more. — Zabi Khojazada Copy Share Image
Life Insurance: A contract that leaves you poor while you live so you can die rich. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wonder which is ultimately more creepy: shopping at Amazon or using Facebook? — Harper Reed Copy Share Image
I hate seeing all your Facebook updates, it brings back memories...But I could never delete you either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you got kicked out in the class because you corrected the teacher then everyone in the class laugh — Simphiwe Scientist Copy Share Image
Why is it that people get mad when other people know or talk about their business, but they post everything that happens… — Azgraybebly Josland Copy Share Image
“Facebook has been spreading across the continents faster than a highly contagious Asian bird flu!” — Gemini Adams Copy Share Image
Social media promote the word Hater now a dayz itz like everybody seems to have a hater... — Melvin B Copy Share Image
Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Twitter and Facebook are such amazing networks for me to introduce myself to the world and for fans around the world to… — Jenn Proske Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter. I know a lot of celebrities who go around complaining how little privacy they… — Cote de Pablo Copy Share Image
Google, Facebook, and other consumer web companies violate our privacy. But that's only because they have an ad-based business model. They can… — Jose Ferreira Copy Share Image
Its a new drug thats becoming more potent by the day floating around and got people mind gone worse than crack its… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I had a bully as a kid. He was dyslexic, so he used to stick Me Kick signs on my back. Then… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In the world of Facebook and Twitter, you can treasure hunt for tidbits about somebody that you find interesting and pretty much… — Hilarie Burton Copy Share Image
Rob Kalin, Etsy's founder, never finished college. Evan Williams, Biz Stone, Jack Dorsey - the founders of Twitter - are not college… — Caterina Fake Copy Share Image
“Facebook would never put it this way, but algorithms are meant to erode free will, to relieve humans of the burden of… — Franklin Foer Copy Share Image
“Our thoughts, feelings and whereabouts: Food we dish up on plates called photographs and status updates; to feed Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
