Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The Poke option is okay, but when is Facebook going to come out with a Punch option? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
I didn't give a fuck until I drank Red Bull. Now I don't give a flying fuck. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Honey, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex! It's also the food preparation. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook page and I don't think I will but Twitter for me is a way to take control… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
I've been banging my head against this wall for hours trying to figure out where all this blood is coming from! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Coworkers love to complain about their weight issues and talk about weight loss plans.... As they reach over for their fourth slice… — Kevin Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook should have a limit on how many times a relationship status can be change ... after 3 times it should be… — Ronak Gurung Copy Share Image
This Days You Know Your The Choosen One When Your Picture Appears As His/Her Profile Picture On Facebook And Whatsaap — Sabelo Lan Mashabela Copy Share Image
I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
No. Standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you really care about Facebook likes, don't just post your stuff to Twitter and then rely on it being republished automatically… — Michael Arrington Copy Share Image
The trail of dating sites relying heavily on Facebook is littered with failures. — Sunil Nagaraj Copy Share Image
If I had my way, the woman I marry, she wouldn't be a part of Twitter and she wouldn't be on Facebook. — Lance Gross Copy Share Image
Things like Facebook have made you feel as though you're connected to everybody. You've got a thousand friends on Facebook, but you… — Jason Reitman Copy Share Image
When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would like to open a restaurant, call it the Marilyn Monroe Café, and put hundreds of pictures of Jeff Goldblum on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
KISSING, An action that only marriage can transform from a pleasure to a duty — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
