Conference: One man's confusion multiplied by the number of people there. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Even if women came with Terms & Conditions, you still wouldnt read them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When it comes to sex, most women are like the government. All talk, no action. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Psychologically, constantly thinking about your ex prevents you from finding a new love interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook is the biggest nation in the world and we have a dictator, if you look at it from a democracy standpoint.… — Peter Sunde Copy Share Image
God has no phone but I talk to him, He has no facebook but he is still my friend, He does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Homeschool doesn’t give you a get out of teenage jail free card. It just gives you fewer opportunities to become the butt… — Kim Culbertson Copy Share Image
Social networking websites like Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr provide an unparalleled ability for people to stay connected in new and unique ways. — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
I hate knowing that I care more about other people than other people will ever care about me — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook knew in December 2015 that data had been harvested on Cambridge Analytica's behalf. It denied this until I came forward and… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
I've used the term 'Facebook for the enterprise,' and everyone goes, 'We don't want Facebook in the enterprise,' because it conjures up… — Parker Harris Copy Share Image
I don't know how much thought is behind it, but it seems to me highly effective the way that Facebook will let… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
“Despite its revolutionary promises, Facebook can turn our everyday lives into that wedding we have all heard about: the one where the… — Meg Jay Copy Share Image
You know what would be fun? To have a set of twins, name them Dumbo and Goofy and then just sit back… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
DMX wasn't checking what his fans were saying to him on Twitter or Facebook. Jay-Z is on a boat in Saint-Tropez. I'm… — Theophilus London Copy Share Image
When we founded Facebook, we put a lot of hours into it and worked hard every day. 'The Social Network' painted this… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
I find it really annoying how people I know in real life can post quotes on Facebook about bullies about how horrible… — Leah Copy Share Image
