It's only a matter of time until Facebook adds 'Friend-zoned' as a relationship status. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend claims that she never looks at your Facebook profile; Try changing your status to 'Single' and wait 3-5 minutes... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything I need to know about life I learned from my dog: If you can't eat it, fight it, or fuck it;… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“But like the best empire builders, he was both very determined and very skeptical. It’s like [former Intel CEO] Andy Grove says,… — David Kirkpatrick Copy Share Image
I may not agree with what you have to say, but I shall defend to the death your right to shut up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
In this day and age of texts, Twitter, and Facebook, we are very rarely surprised by anything anymore - something always leaks… — Brad Goreski Copy Share Image
WIFE, A lady who is much like an angler -- each think the best one got away; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When I'm stalking my exes on Facebook, sometimes I think, 'I should have never let her go.'...but most times I think, 'She… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
When I said You look terrific. I really meant Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit. I'm starving. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If someone truly wants you. Nothing will keep them away, they will do everything they can to be with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can think of the number of people who were like, 'I will never get a cellphone because I don't want people… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
In '77 there was no Internet, there was no Twitter or Facebook, and I think that, without being some old git who… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
Anyone who invites me to any pages that have the words, swag or yolo isn't only get blocked but a punch in… — Merle Anthony Rowland Copy Share Image
If all woman in the world died today, human race would no longer possess the secret of how to properly wrap a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A breakup isn't official until the minute the heart breaks on Facebook & I dumped you first so I win. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Microsoft makes numerous apps for both Android and iOS, as do Google, Amazon and Facebook. You can run iTunes and iCloud on… — Walt Mossberg Copy Share Image
Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a picture that makes her look fat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person is because fate chose both of you to be friends, where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've never really been into social media - I don't have a Facebook; I don't do Twitter or Instagram or anything. — Banks Copy Share Image
