Be there when people need you, because in order to have friends you must first be one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Everybody want you to add them but not one fucker can take the time and say hi — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish my wife would blow me as much as she blows little things out of proportion. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook, the only book that have different stories and characters in one page — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate? *Active Now* you send a message (seen) but no respond. FUCK YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My boss fired me from job today. Unfortunately I need you to impress our clients never means making jokes about them on… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Facebook has emotions, YouTube has likes and dislikes but to like 50 times over you’ve got to find a happy Medium.” — Chandra dos Santos Copy Share Image
Live your life to the fullest and don't care what anyone thinks. Just be you and if people wanna talk about you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Single dudes, if you're in the bar/clubs and you're reading this you're are not getting laid tonight. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
There are caregivers and there are caretakers, and yet the two words are not opposites. Why is this? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is blocked in mainland China, but is used heavily by the rest of the Chinese-speaking world, including Hong Kong, Singapore, and… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you. — Zahid Abas Copy Share Image
“We are all surrounded with so much static energy, that it is actually crucial to develop the ability to remove that and… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“At a basic level, Facebook, like most other forms of social media, runs on doublespeak: advertising connection but creating isolation; promising happiness… — Jia Tolentino Copy Share Image
You may have a small network, but growing that network has become easier with the use of social tools. LinkedIn, Conspire, even… — David Cohen Copy Share Image
“We refuse to turn off our computers, turn off our phone, log off Facebook, and just sit in silence, because in those… — Jefferson Bethke Copy Share Image
I was doing Facebook comedy videos; then I moved over to Instagram, and then I hopped on Twitter. That is where I… — Lil Nas X Copy Share Image
“I hate the concept of likeability—it gave us two terms of George Bush, whom a plurality of voters wanted to have a… — Jonathan Franzen Copy Share Image
I went to a Cal Tech party after the 'Facebook' movie came out, and there were kids in dark rooms coding because… — Kerry Bishe Copy Share Image
There's a feature on Facebook where you can enable security that checks the device you're coming from. By default these features are… — Kevin Mitnick Copy Share Image
