Facebook Quote by Smellygirl1 Download Open image “She likes to fart. cwonk!” — Smellygirl1 ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook
“I fart, you fart, he farts, she farts. Let’s not deny it, people. Farting is a regular, healthy, and hilarious part of life. Squeezing… — Neil Pasricha Copy Share Image
“A woman's got one life: She's got to reach out and grab it with both hands, or it'll pass her by and leave nothing… — Robin Schone Copy Share Image
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. — Jenny Eclair Copy Share Image
I just find all that stuff incredibly funny. I love a fart. I'd do anything for a good poo story. — Phoebe Waller-Bridge Copy Share Image
Omfg xD soo I farted this morning.. and my mom said it was like a fart bubble.. xD cuz I farted then I went… — Patience Copy Share Image
“Pbbtlt. "It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet" Hatchet moved out of the shadows. "My intent was to capture and torture… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
