Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I drank so much beer that I feel like I can ejaculate a unicorn in full sprint.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty
I can still picture myself riding in the back of a Bronco to a field party after a rainstorm. My mama will kill me… — Dave Haywood Copy Share Image
I found that a couple of bottles of beer would give me a lift, but the third bottle would sober me up. — Ethel Waters Copy Share Image
We'd just shared the last beer and slung the empty can out the window at a stop sign and were just waiting back to… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
You know you drank too much the night before when you wake up with crop circles in your pubes. — Doug Benson Copy Share Image
I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna… — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
