Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “You know you've drank too much when you actually ask your wife to drive you home.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Marriage Sex Shit talking Twitter Witty
I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me. — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
'Tis the season to drink too much with the coworkers, family, and friends who are the reason you drink too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To say I drank my way into marriage isn't much of an exaggeration, and it's none at all to say I drank my way… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
You drink a little too much and try a little too hard. And you go home to a cold bed and think, that was… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
She wants to drink that man too, and then she can forget forever the cheap wine that you gulp down and that makes you… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
