A girl will bring you breakfast in bed. A lady will be your breakfast in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
A girl prepares your fridge football season. The woman just wants you on her tight end. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, A sensible sort of a man -- he never thinks of romance and marriage; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it…!!!!!!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Bitch posted a picture on facebook and said, 'I don't like this one.' why the f*ck you post it then? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After 70, a woman is like Tibet: Beautiful, with a mysterious past andthe wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I dare you to go outside and throw a rock at your car and yell, Like a good neighbor State Farm is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I ask at concerts, how many of you are on Twitter, and the crowd goes crazy. Then I ask about Facebook,… — Chamillionaire Copy Share Image
I'm trying to fix your mother's camera. Easy, easy - Hmmm. I think I need a bigger drill. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If a girl takes the time to straighten her hair and you don't fall in love with her you're an asshole. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The reason the social-networking phenomenon is something that I invested in early and massively - I led the Series A financing for… — Reid Hoffman Copy Share Image
“now it’s computers and more computers and soon everybody will have one, 3-year-olds will have computers and everybody will know everything about… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Thanks to social media like Facebook, Twitter and Goodreads, I can easily reach out to so many people. Being a writer gives… — Lori Foster Copy Share Image
People don't use Evite or Facebook events for their weddings. But they do use Paperless Post. It's the sign of a paradigm… — Alexa Hirschfeld Copy Share Image
Facebook has woven itself into the fabric of our lives and the foundation of the Internet. I think everything will be redefined… — Ruchi Sanghvi Copy Share Image
“The only thing worse than a social networking junkie who breaks out in a cold sweat if she hasn't updated her page… — Andrea Lavinthal Copy Share Image
Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase So do not worry about tomorrow; for tomorrow… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE CEREMONY, a ritual which should be written (o cut down on divorces) -- by adding a line to the groom's questions… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
