Facebook Quotes · Page 9

I'm good looking, right? -Everyone

— Nikhil Saluja

Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby.

— Nikhil Saluja

There's no such thing as non-existence.

— Nikhil Saluja

Facebook's position with rival tech companies boils down to this: if you want access to all the information we've collected, strike a…

— Daniel Lyons

I've never looked at my Facebook page or my website, because I'm fundamentally an amateur.

— Barry Humphries

LOVE, A word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle aged, and the mutual dependence…

— Nikhil Saluja

“Facebook without friends is like a hospital with no relative and a few medical attendants to ask about you at scheduled time..…

— Himmilicious

Teenagers are the most misunderstood people.

— Anonymous

If we don't build a company as influential as Google or Facebook, then we failed. I'm, like, perpetually stressed, honestly.

— Arash Ferdowsi

I used to hate people who wore Check shirts. Now I just hate everybody.

— Nikhil Saluja

The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

— Nikhil Saluja

Technology has the benefit of being easily scalable. A few weeks or months of coding can result in solutions that reap huge…

— Shawn Amos

I need a boyfriend No, u WANT a boyfriend. u NEED water, cause u sound thirsty.

— Anonymous

The pain lets you know you're ok. It's the numbness you should be concerned about.

— Hussein Nishah

I wish you'd appear in my bed as often as you appear in my News Feed.

— Anonymous

Monday, go home. Nobody invited you.

— Hussein Nishah

My neighbor use to like me until I put a password on my wifi.

— Anonymous

The guy who stabbed himself with an icicle died of cold cuts.

— Nikhil Saluja

Three Horrible Facts.

— Danish

There's just something wonderful about a cold, clear winter morning that makes you want to slow down and take time to stop…

— Nikhil Saluja

I have an amazing social-media wing man who manages my Facebook fan site. All my blogs get copied there. My e-mail in-box…

— Jason Mraz

Facebook is who you used to know; Twitter is who you want to know and things you want to know more about.

— Chris Sacca

On all open platforms, regardless of whether it's Facebook or the Apple App Store, the largest segment is entertainment and games. It's…

— Ma Huateng

There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.'

— Anonymous

MARRIAGE, An event which is called tying the knot -- unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

— Nikhil Saluja