Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Relationship Status: Shaved. Just in case.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Funny Funny facebook status Relationship Relationship status Relationships Twitter Witty
When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman. — Garry Shandling Copy Share Image
“But the truth of the matter is, girls do not groom for men, but for other women. A man will deal with a hairy… — Christy Leigh Stewart Copy Share Image
The only benefit of having a long-distance boyfriend is not having to shave your legs that much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's face it: I'm not a looker. I'm a scruff. But I have embraced my scruffiness. We're happy together. — Sue Perkins Copy Share Image
If it's the right role, yes, of course, I would shave my head, but I don't know what role that would be. I'm still… — Madelaine Petsch Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
