The last few seconds of popcorn popping are some of the most stressful seconds of my life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was about to read your political rant that you posted on Facebook, but I just went on living my life instead. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook isn't a waste of time, it's important, it um, let's me, um, yeah OK it's a waste of time but you… — Ash Sweeney Copy Share Image
Sharing with just your friends doesn't protect your privacy. I know the people at Facebook will disagree and argue that users can… — Ben Parr Copy Share Image
If someone is talking to you about someone else, there is a good chance they are talking to someone else about you! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I've had my fair share of tweets, DMs, emails, Facebook Messages and friends trying to set me up with friends. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is 1) An obsession. 2) A distraction. 3) A tracking device. 4) Where drama lives. 5) Everybodys diary — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man who keep feet firmly on ground, have trouble putting on pants. Woman who slides down banister, makes monkey shine. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
We have a completely unregulated digital landscape. There is almost no oversight. We are placing blind trust in companies like Facebook to… — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
They say treat people the way you like to be treated. I say retweet people the way they retweet you!. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I think that when the left found out that Facebook, a tool built by Silicon Valley, helped elect President Trump, they weren't… — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
A girl's status will tell you more about how she feels than she ever will. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“People who smile while they are alone used to be called insane, until we invented smartphones and social media.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If you're a small startup considering selling your company, there's definitely far worse places to work than Facebook. — Antonio Garcia Martinez Copy Share Image
If you dont like our counrty get out and if you are apart of the 12 million illegal immigrants then yes you… — Shawn Dee Copy Share Image
Say what you mean and mean what you say because the people that mind don't matter and the people that matter don't… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image