Facebook Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Facebook Facebook status Funny Funny facebook status Jokes Shit talking Twitter Witty Work
As long as my boss pretend that I make a lot of money, I pretend to work hard. — Loesje Copy Share Image
I go to work, and think 'wow, they pay me for this', and I go home. — Melissa George Copy Share Image
To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend. — Jacques Derrida Copy Share Image
I've definitely gotten a few jobs by pretending like I knew what I was talking about. — Patrick J. Adams Copy Share Image
Everyone knows we get paid a lot of money, so why pretend otherwise? — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
I live in a world full of people pretending to be something they're not. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're on Facebook, and you're supposed to know your sexual orientation at 13... Nobody really knows what's going on at that time, and people… — John Cameron Mitchell Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you should probably… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Going through unknown people's profiles and judging them by their pictures is totally normal. — Pradeep Chandra Copy Share Image
As long as that special person makes YOU happy, it shouldn't matter what other people say. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
