Funny unemployment Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny unemployment Work
Everyone knows we get paid a lot of money, so why pretend otherwise? — Catherine Zeta-Jones Copy Share Image
As long as my boss pretend that I make a lot of money, I pretend to work hard. — Loesje Copy Share Image
I go to work, and think 'wow, they pay me for this', and I go home. — Melissa George Copy Share Image
It seems like an awful silly way to make a living - pretending to be other people and getting paid outrageously for it. — Ken Wahl Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told a perspective employer don't spend 50 Bucks looking up my back ground info on the net. Give me the 50 Bucks and… — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
The Golden Rule of Bureaucracy: Whoever has the gold makes the rules. . . — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
Its a recession when your neighbor loses his job; its a depression when you lose your own. — Harry S Truman Copy Share Image
Handled creatively, getting fired allows an executive to actually experience a sense of relief that he never wanted the job he has lost. — Frank P Louchheim Copy Share Image
