Children Quote by Lenny Bruce

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

— Phyllis Diller

Dissolution and custody matters are the great equalizers. Having done this for a while, you do realize that everybody has the same issues. It…

— Laura Wasser

As complicated as joint custody is, it allows the delicious contradiction of having children and maintaining the intimacy of life-before-kid s.

— Delia Ephron

I am not willing to comment in public on the custody discussions regarding my children. What I will say is this: I am and…

— Kate Gosselin

Custody agreements aren't worth the paper they are written on. They give one parent all the responsibility and the other the choice of whether…

— Anonymous

“Words like ‘custody’ don’t mean the same thing to him. I don’t want us to own anything together. “You don’t want to be happy,”…

— Eula Biss

We urgently need to address the assumption bound up in our employment laws and custody arrangements that women are the 'natural child carers' and…

— Naomi Alderman

Divorce isn't just the person, it's everything that goes with it - your kids, the adjustment, everything.

— Peter Andre

When there are kids involved, there's no such thing as divorce.

— Carl Whitaker

You have your children and it's hard to even hold it in - emotionally.

— Robert Davi

Sometimes you have to abandon your own children for other children.

— Patti Smith

“Someday you'll understand. You'll have your own children, and they'll mean more to you than the world. A wife has to defend her children,…

— David Walton