Never trust Quote by Lenny Bruce Download Open image “Never trust a preacher with more than two suits.” — Lenny Bruce ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Never trust Preacher Suits Trust Two
Perhaps preachers today need to think about the assumptions that are common in their congregation - the plausibilities and comforting assurances - which may… — Christopher J. H. Wright Copy Share Image
To be a preacher requires two apparently contradictory qualities: confidence and humility. — Timothy Radcliffe Copy Share Image
Preachers must always fight the temptation to preach anything but Christ and Him crucified. — R. C. Sproul Copy Share Image
Now, I don't mind making fun of those preachers who steal money from people, they kind of deserve it. — Victoria Jackson Copy Share Image
You don't have to be a preacher to talk about what matters, and you don't have to drop the pleasures of style — Rebecca Solnit Copy Share Image
I don't appreciate a preacher who commits adultery and then goes out and blames me. — Jimmy Swaggart Copy Share Image
I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Judge not the preacher; for he is thy judge: If thou mislike him, thou conceiv'st him not. God calleth preaching folly. Do not grudge… — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous,… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I would be with a bunch of Kennedy fans watching the debate, and their comment would be, 'He's really slaughtering Nixon.' Then we would… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
If you're from New York and you're Catholic, you're still Jewish. If you're from Butte Montana and you're Jewish, you're still goyisch. The Air… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Alright, let's admit it, we Jews killed Christ - but it was only for three days. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Dig: I'm Jewish. Count Basie's Jewish. Ray Charles is Jewish. Eddie Cantor's goyish. B'nai B'rith is goyish; Hadassah, Jewish. If you live in New… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like: What I'm going to… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“Take away the right to say ‘fuck’ and you take away the right to say ‘fuck the government.” — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of once every fifteen seconds. — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
Never trust anyone who has no doubts. And I'm not talking about scepticism either: scepticism can be a healthy thing. You can have an… — Billy Bragg Copy Share Image
Never trust people that like to call things by initials, that's my philosophy. — Tad Williams Copy Share Image
You may trust the Lord too little, but you can never trust Him too much. — Benny Hinn Copy Share Image
I'm an actor. Never trust an actor, whatever their energy is. I suppose you guys see that side of me, but I'm sure there's… — Hugh Jackman Copy Share Image
Never trust the artist. Trust the tale. The proper function of the critic is to save the tale from the artist who created it. — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
Ratings agencies are highly conflicted, unimaginative dupes. They are blissfully unaware of adverse selection and moral hazard. Investors should never trust them. — Seth Klarman Copy Share Image
The apples stewed with prunes are excellent, except for the prunes, I won't eat prunes myself. Well, there was one time when Hobb chopped… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased — Thomas Jefferson Copy Share Image
Don't you hate people who drink white wine? I mean, my dear, every alcoholic in town is getting falling-down drunk on white wine. They… — Bette Davis Copy Share Image