Funny Quote by Madea

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: [Madea his Nikki with a belt] Why wasn't you at school today? Nikki: I went to the park. Mable 'Madea' Simmons:…

— Madea

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call…

— Madea

Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Joe. Did that thing just push you? Joe: Sho did. She don't know about us. We Baptist. We tear this place…

— Madea

Joe: I was hoping they would lock you the hell up. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The only thing locked up around here is your bowels.…

— Madea

Boy: You're so huge like a giant bag of skittles. Madea: You better get the hell up or when I come back up in…

— Madea

“I’m surrounded by idiots.” “I heard that, too,” Max said from the loft. “Go to sleep, Romeo. I’m taking Cameron to the inn.” “I…

— Marie Force

“Hello, spawn!” I coo at Kayla’s baby brother as he waddles into her room. He burps at me. “It looks like you guys speak…

— Sara Wolf

“One night I was layin' down, I heard Papa talkin' to Mama, I heard Papa say to let that boy boogie-woogie. 'Cause it's in…

— John Lee Hooker

“Speaking of tired, I’m exhausted,” I breathed. “I’m gonna head to bed, Baby.” I looked to everyone else. “Good night, guys.” “Night, Sis,” Jim…

— Jamie McGuire

“As of this afternoon, you are a Defense Agent for the THIRDS.” The man grew quiet and Dex couldn’t help but wait for him…

— Charlie Cochet

“Call school," I called to her at the door. "Tell them I'm lovesick." -Raven”

— Ellen Schreiber

[Keenan] 'What am I going to do?' He sank to the floor. [Donia] 'Hope that some of us are kinder to you than you've…

— Melissa Marr