Electric chair Quote by Madea

“Judge Ephriam: Bryan, does she watch your kids? Brian Simmons: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh... they have a lot of respect for her. Judge Ephriam: Really? [Looks over at Nikki] Judge Ephriam: Stand up Nikki. [Nikki stands up] Judge Ephriam: Mable Simmons, since you can't seem to act like you have any sense except when you're caring for somebody, meet Nikki Grady. You're her new foster mother. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: The hell I am! I dont - huh! - hell naw! It's a reason why god put a woman through menopause, I'm past 60... you know what that means? After that time you're not supposed to be bogged with no kids. I'm sorry, I will kill that lil girl... I don't know her... Nikki: So, You ugly anyway, old lady! Mable 'Madea' Simmons: She tryna get me the electric chair already. Judge Ephriam: Either you're her foster mother or you're a prison mother. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I'll take the prison for 200, Alex. Lock me up, hell, I'd rather be in Martha Stewart's old cell fightin' for my *virginity* than to be sittin' there dealin' with this. Brian Simmons: She'll be a great foster mother, your honor. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: I told you, you don't know how to lie. What kinda lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and lawyer go together lie-awyer... lie-awyer!”

— Madea