All these rappers on stage and Martha Stewart has done the most jail time. — Natasha Leggero Copy Share Image
“What Martha Stewart-like demon of a Stepford wife is possessing me?” — Laurie Viera Rigler Copy Share Image
I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens. — Rip Taylor Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist Church. — Dave Hickey Copy Share Image
“I imagined Martha Stewart trying to take over Pops kitchen. That would be better than Godzilla vs. Mothra” — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
I'd like to learn how to cook. I've hauled around this big, old, heavy Martha Stewart cookbook in my suitcase to Cape… — Mamie Gummer Copy Share Image
Federal authorities have informed Martha Stewart's lawyers she will be indicted for her role in the ImClone insider trading scandal. Good news… — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart is extremely talented. Her designs are picture perfect. Our philosophy is life is messy, and rather than being afraid of… — Kathy Ireland Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart was convicted of four counts of lying and obstruction of justice and could serve up to 20 years in Congress. — Craig Kilborn Copy Share Image
In New York the other day, there was a pro-Martha Stewart rally. Only four people showed up ... and three of them… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I told him I had always kept my inner Martha Stewart chained in the basement, but for his sake I would set… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Girls like me used the Web in all the ways our parents feared. We read anarchist manifestos and exchanged lurid porn with… — Molly Crabapple Copy Share Image
The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
With Martha Stewart, the power of the brand, the power of television, taught me that if you can marry all those ingredients… — Charles Koppelman Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Earlier today Martha Stewart issued a statement saying 'I am innocent and will fight to clear my name.' Yeah, Martha then said… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I had a really good time with Martha Stewart, who also is somebody I really admire a lot. I've learned a lot… — Ted Allen Copy Share Image
Corporate America was hurling offers at her. Thinking even bigger, wanting even more, she had dreams of starting a Martha Stewart magazine… — Jerry Oppenheimer Copy Share Image
President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as 'Person of the Year' by Time magazine. Not… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Every new generation of women, it seems, feminist and housewife alike, is encouraged by popular culture to disavow its forebears and rebrand… — Carina Chocano Copy Share Image
“I filled the vase with water and dropped the aspirin in before arranging the flowers. I turned to show my work to… — Kris Calvert Copy Share Image
“Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! Here I am, slaving a way over a hot stove, making… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
“(We had one guy who killed a woman and made meatloaf out of her.) And they interviewed the guy, George, and he… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share Image
“If you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Anyone want to help me start PAPA, Parents for Alternatives to Punishment Association? (There is already a group in England called ‘EPPOCH’… — Kelly Bryson Copy Share Image
“Just in time, Evie,” Selena said. “I’ve got everything ready.” I surveyed the outdoor table, immaculately set with nice silver and crisp… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
My mother could do absolutely anything. She was like Martha Stewart before such a thing existed — Cheryl Ladd Copy Share Image
NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter! — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
