NBC is making a movie about Martha Stewart that will cover the recent stock scandal. They are thinking of calling it 'The… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her finger prints taken and pose for a mug shot. Then Martha… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart contributes more to our civility than the Baptist Church. — Dave Hickey Copy Share Image
“You spent so much time being a hostess you forgot to be a woman. And now the time is right for making… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
“Girls like me used the Web in all the ways our parents feared. We read anarchist manifestos and exchanged lurid porn with… — Molly Crabapple Copy Share Image
“Every new generation of women, it seems, feminist and housewife alike, is encouraged by popular culture to disavow its forebears and rebrand… — Carina Chocano Copy Share Image
Martha Stewarts my idol. I like Nigella Lawson too. And of course, Paula Deen, butter, butter, butter! — Blake Lively Copy Share Image
As you know President Bush has been traveling around the country trying to sell his new Social Security plan. He wants to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
In New York the other day, there was a pro-Martha Stewart rally. Only four people showed up ... and three of them… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Sighing dismally, she acknowledged that some things just weren't humanly possible - not even Martha Stewart could fold fitted sheets. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
At first glance, Martha Stewart, queen of artfully distressed home furnishings, might not seem to have much in common with Michael R.… — Alex Berenson Copy Share Image
Judge Ephriam: Bryan, does she watch your kids? Brian Simmons: Oh, she's actually really good, she's a big diciplinarian though, but uh...… — Madea Copy Share Image
President Bush got an early Christmas gift. This week, President Bush was chosen as 'Person of the Year' by Time magazine. Not… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
With Martha Stewart, the power of the brand, the power of television, taught me that if you can marry all those ingredients… — Charles Koppelman Copy Share Image
I'd like to learn how to cook. I've hauled around this big, old, heavy Martha Stewart cookbook in my suitcase to Cape… — Mamie Gummer Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart denied allegations that she had been given inside information to sell 4,000 shares of a stock in a biotech firm.… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“And with that, my friend drove away and left me at the gates of hell, deceptively decorated to look like a Martha… — Cardeno C Copy Share Image
“Anyone want to help me start PAPA, Parents for Alternatives to Punishment Association? (There is already a group in England called ‘EPPOCH’… — Kelly Bryson Copy Share Image
I have a new and very major obsession with Martha Stewart! Her organizing tips literally rock my world. — Kourtney Kardashian Copy Share Image
I don't think there's any company that has the same tools as Martha Stewart Living does, and people know that. They really… — Martha Stewart Copy Share Image
