Acres Quote by Jay Leno

When Martha gets out she'll be under house arrest in her big $40 million mansion in Bedford. Boy, that'll teach her. She's only allowed…

— David Letterman

“For stalker food, Martha Stewart is the woman to go to.”

— Julie Powell

Who doesn't want to be Martha Stewart?

— Blake Lively

“Inside we found the TV rooms packed, because a jury had found Martha Stewart guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and lying to…

— Piper Kerman

I have a new and very major obsession with Martha Stewart! Her organizing tips literally rock my world.

— Kourtney Kardashian

“Every inch of the house is covered in flowers and lace and screams tacky. It's like Martha Stewart vomitted, and this is the crap…

— Victoria Scott

Oprah's another liar, a filthy liar. She's telling an enormous woman the size of a planet that she's going to have a career.

— Howard Stern

At first glance, Martha Stewart, queen of artfully distressed home furnishings, might not seem to have much in common with Michael R. Milken, one-time…

— Alex Berenson

Oprah is rich, Bill Gates is wealthy. If Bill Gates woke up tomorrow with Oprah's money, he'd jump out a fuckin' window and slit…

— Chris Rock

Meanwhile, Cynthia and I are busy fixing up a real old house that we just bought in Hollywood. With two children now, we just…

— Kent McCord

Corporate America was hurling offers at her. Thinking even bigger, wanting even more, she had dreams of starting a Martha Stewart magazine and starring…

— Jerry Oppenheimer

If I have to be compared to somebody, it is to Martha Stewart.

— Cristina Saralegui