Dinner party Quote by Jenny Lawson
““If you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along with whatever spices you can find in the pantry--you can make homemade pepper spray. Unintentionally. And everyone at your dinner party will run outside for the next hour, coughing and tearing up as if they've been maced, because technically they kind of have been, because mace was one of the spices I found in the panty. I blame whoever makes spice out of mace, and I remind my gasping dinner guests that even if I did mace them, I did it in an old fashioned, homemade, Martha Stewart sort of way. With love.””
About This Quote
Source Blog post: “The Pepper Spray Incident” on The Bloggess, 2015
Lawson humorously recounts an accidental creation of a pepper‑spray‑like mixture during a dinner, using absurdity to highlight unintended consequences of careless cooking.
In simple terms: She jokes about making a spicy mishap that caused guests to flee, framing it as a loving, chaotic kitchen experiment.
Be mindful of ingredients; safety first.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- Cooking parties
- recipe experimentation
- home safety
- friend gatherings
- viral anecdotes
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What kitchen safety habits could prevent such mishaps?
- How does humor affect perception of danger?
Humor can mask real safety risks; jokes may downplay seriousness.