“Just in time, Evie,” Selena said. “I’ve got everything ready.” I surveyed the outdoor table, immaculately set with nice silver and crisp… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
It's learning your craft and understanding what it takes to survive in this industry. On the back of exposure from TV to… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
“I imagined Martha Stewart trying to take over Pops kitchen. That would be better than Godzilla vs. Mothra” — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
“(We had one guy who killed a woman and made meatloaf out of her.) And they interviewed the guy, George, and he… — Connie Fletcher Copy Share Image
The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I like when she [Martha Stewart] demonstrates how to transport a potted plant while wearing Hermes pants and uses enough packing material… — Alexis Stewart Copy Share Image
The only thing Martha and I have in common is that we both used to model. Martha Stewart is extremely talented. Her… — Kathy Ireland Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart was found guilty on all charges. You know what that means, stripes are in this year. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
Yes! We finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the public by… — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
I get great joy from creating the perfect Norman Rockwell holiday. This is why I think I might be Martha Stewart's brother… — Jesse Tyler Ferguson Copy Share Image
“If you try to make a shrimp boil, but the bag of spices bursts, and so you just toss it in along… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt! Here I am, slaving a way over a hot stove, making… — Jennifer Tilly Copy Share Image
Let's talk about the next president being someone who would be prosecuted if she wasn't a Clinton, because I would have prosecuted… — Rudy Giuliani Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart is now under house arrest. So she'll go to her $40 million 153-acre estate. So she's going from the big… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Earlier today, the jury at the Martha Stewart trial reached a verdict. Martha was found guilty on all charges. In a related… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I work in the most non-Communist job. I work for 'Martha Stewart Living.' — Said Sayrafiezadeh Copy Share Image
“Marlboro Man was out of town, on a trip to the southern part of the state, looking at farm ground, the night… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Honestly—and maybe some of you can relate to this—I just can’t stand the pressure of being responsible for hosting a memorable (and… — Tim Gunn Copy Share Image
“Inside we found the TV rooms packed, because a jury had found Martha Stewart guilty on four counts of obstructing justice and… — Piper Kerman Copy Share Image
Martha Stewart is getting out of prison so today the terror alert was raised from orange to pesto. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Have you seen the cover of Newsweek? They have Martha Stewart on the cover, but it's not actually Martha. It's a doctored… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
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